Making a Murderer – The one detail nobody is talking about

The hashtag speaks for itself….OR DOES IT!?



13 Last Minute DIY Halloween Costume Ideas

it’s October 30 – and you have no costume to wear. don’t worry – YOU’RE IN LUCK!!! the video below gives you not one, not ten, but THIRTEEN brilliant ideas to help solve your dilemma. Act fast, before one of your friends shows up with the same Kony mask as you!

Video Updates – Sort of

I haven’t been too busy – I’m just perpetually lazy. I’ve been auditioning lately for a bunch of godawful commercials (not booking any – not any – not one – been close on some, been very close on a couple – but not booking a single goddam thing). I imagine it’s because i’m not what you would consider a ‘commercially acceptable look’ (i.e. super uggo with a giant tangled beard) – or ‘classically talented’ (i.e. you’re not an actor, dummy) – but gosh darnit do i have heart! (i.e. i’m dumb enough to keep going out on auditions just HOPING someone wants to hand me a stack of money).

I’ve been sleeping more irregularly – and tasked to do a lot more stuff at the day job that i don’t particularly care for – but am obligated to do as a result of that’s what they pay me for – so i find myself refreshing this site with absolutely no updates. my track record of posting is occasional at best – never, at worst. But i’ve been doing a bunch of pointless things to keep myself busy – and i can partially prove it by posting links to some videos here that i’ve been contributing my face and voice to.

Also – don’t forget – spaghettiman the movie will drop sometime early 2016. This is an important detail that i may have been leaving out – making a movie is hard work, takes a lot of time, and does not leave you for much time to think about or do anything else. Anyone who says they can is so much better at time management than i am. “one thing at a time” is what i say when it’s most convenient.

I’ll dig up some rejected sketches or poetry to post here if i can find some.

i swear.

Failed Resolutions. Top Tens. Madness. Arnold Benedict’s Internet Freakshow

It’s been a while – i know – i’ve been very very busy (read: not incredibly busy, but just busy enough), and i’ve been completely neglecting this thing. I’m going to change that. I’m going to begin posting things that may or may not even be considered content, but can help me commit to a regular posting schedule. You see, almost annually i make a resolution to “post more on” and then really never do it. like – not even a moment of commitment (seriously, look at the archive – spotty at best). It’s not that i’m not creating content – it’s just that i’m not creating content specifically for In fact – i’ve almost abandoned the brand completely.

But, not so fast! what am i without my brand!??! what will i write on the bottom of those 0 t-shirt designs i’ve created!? what will i do with all those no sticker ideas i have!? where will i send people who want to know absolutely nothing about me, to find out more about absolutely nothing about me!? DOWNINTHEWELL.COM! THAT’S WHERE!!!

My side project (main project) HECKBENDER is working super hard on a huge project (aside from the youtube videos) that we hope will become something we will be proud of (if it isn’t – you’ll never hear from us again!). you can follow updates on that by locating @spaghettimanfilm on InstaGram (or find me @downinthewell on anything – and i’m sure it’ll link you back). So that’s been all consuming.

But i promised content – so here’s some. A few handy lists you can help yourself to:

If that’s not enough for you – i don’t know what will be. Please stick around – and hurl your proverbial tomatoes as you see fit.

A baby monkey’s neat trick – Arnold Benedict’s Internet Freak Show

This is my favorite video of a monkey doing what monkeys do, since that one time a chimp used a bullfrog as a fleshlight. After watching this, you can’t possibly tell me we’re the only intelligent beings on this delicious piece of space dust (it took me YEARS to find my pee pee – and i haven’t let it go since).