I’m a regular guy – I’m not a smart guy, but the guy who does all the ‘smart guy’ stuff around this website has taken a moment out of his busy IT infected day to explain, in a little more abstract detail, about exactly why we should really be opposing this legislation. Take a moment to read through – and PLEASE repost if it makes any sense to you.

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Nobody likes biased media – but Daisy really hates it when her candidates are left out of the coverage (she LOVES Ron Poodle)

Did i mention she can’t stand Mutt Romney?

I mean, she’s not even a rePUPlican!

she definitely identifies more as an indePOUNDent.

so many more! SOOOOOOO many more.

I made this for my dad to explain how crappy of a gift I had gotten him. This is a great tactic to use when you are as a consistent crap gift giver as I happen to be. It distracts them from the fact that what you have given them – sucks.

Enjoy, and if anyone out there has a product they’d like for me to review – send me an email at downinthewell@gmail.com and we’ll work out the details.

Dial (386) 227-7968

call me at fun cars you – or dumb ass you – 3 to caps you or something like that! dial in when you’re really wasted, or give the number to that obnoxious somebody at the bar and we can all enjoy the laughs that come from it. With any luck, i’ll have enough interesting one to compile them into a project for future entertainment. Come be a part of something!

(play this while you’re reading the above and following through on my request)

Poor frog, croaked.

See what i did there? Holiday relevant pun.

I have been trying to get back into animating little shorts – and this is a great idea i had months ago – and then over a few weeks time (minutes a day), i was able to cobble together a fragment of what my original concept was.

Please enjoy it responsibly – comment and critique. This is the first step towards a more consistent production strategy i’ve been looking to roll out. Look for more in the new year…this years done and gone anyways.

Turn up you volume, my audio mix is low.

I really just thought about it….but is this too soon? Because i didn’t mean for it to be in as poor taste as it appears it is. Unless that’s what makes it awesome.

Special note – James Dean as Cutler Face.

Pout Pout Pretty Boy

Proud To Be A Bear

Some years back America (the good guys) demanded the disarmament of North Korea (the bad guys). This was my interpretation of that scenario at the time. My how times have changed.

Everyone gets bored (even in the City of Angels). These helpful tips will help you pull yourself out of the doldrums and give you something to talk about next time you’re hanging around other people with ‘nothing to do’.

Have you ever been to the Pehr Space? It’s a fun little venue that hosts bands you’ve probably never heard of (If you’re looking for hipster street cred…this is a great place to start). Don’t be nervous about being unfamiliar with the music, nobody in attendance is singing along anyways (or displaying any indication that anyone is even enjoying themselves really – a lot of crossed arms and emotionless faces…pretty, emotionless faces). I’m sure if you poke around enough, you’ll find a similar venue in your home town (go ahead and respond with your local music venue, so if i’m ever in your neck of the woods i can be sure to not check it out…or check it out – one of those things).

What’s cool about these types of places is, not only can you bring your own beer, you can actually talk to the performers once they’re finished (congratulations or shit talking alike) – and if you really appreciate what they’ve offered you, go ahead and give them a high five! (this is the polite way of saying ‘thanks a lot, your music really moved me – i’ll totally download it when i get home)

For your listening pleasure – check out Jeffrey Lewis playing a fun song for you at the Pehr Space – and then an example of tearing down the walls separating performer and admirer by obnoxiously forcing them into repeated high fives.

More footage of this show will be uploaded later if it’s warranted.

Stay tuned – i get bored all the time – and so do you.

While we’re on the subject of infant related updates. Here is another creepy instance of human pregnancy.

Did anyone else know that this happens? I’ve heard of a baby kicking while in the womb, but attempt to burst out through the belly button!? Too many Sigourney Weaver Alien references can be made here, so i’ll leave it at none.

Order the soup.

Check please!

Why do people keep having these things made? (the 3-D ultrasound images that look like little turd humans, I’m not questioning the creation of babies themselves – i don’t want to sound anti-kid baby here all of a sudden)

Yeah, real cute baby Einstein - but you look like a mud pie.

Does it not look like a child made out of melted fudge? Have you ever played the board game Candyland? Could you imagine giving birth to this thing!?

Congratulations Mrs. Spencer - your baby is a healthy 80's pop culture reference

You could build a pueblo out of this kid.

Conception began during the Green Day set at Woodstock ’94.

Supposedly the technology is much better now, and if you have a descent enough insurance plan – your 3-D ultrasound will look like an actual real infant and not a terrifying Junior Jabba The Hut

But, a world without mud babies is a world i don’t wanna live in.