A Lunch From Hell

An unfortunate name for an unfortunate woman

She wasn’t quite that character from the hit Disney flick ‘Hercules’, but that nacho burrito sure wreaked some sort of Hell on my lower intestine.

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I think you’re reading that right.  And downinthewell does not approve.

A Guest Column – I hate my friends

A Guest Column about summer love by A.N. Owen:

After college I rented a house with three of my buddies and we proceeded to pass the next two years in a drunken, drug induced haze….needless to say, it was lots of fun…anyway..

on one particular night, the usual drinking and merry making had occurred and i found myself entertaining a certain lady friend.  Things were progressing nicely, as things tend to do when fueled by my boozy charm and rugged good looks; until i realized that, if the evening was going to progress the way i would like it to, i was lacking the proper……..let’s say “attire”.

Now, despite the seemingly endless list of disgusting habits that one is bound to witness while living in a house with three other twenty-something males, there is one tried and true rule that will never fail you [full entry]

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After five long years of loyal disservice, I have up and quit my job.  Congratulations to me.  There are many dark tunnels to explore in my future, so don’t come lookin!

And of course I include my alias on all of my official work documents.  One day I’m gonna have to pony up and use my real name, but I’m too afraid of the flocks of teenage women hurling their undergarments at me while I attempt to shop for farina and beer.

What Could Possibly Go Wrong? The Show!

A few days back, the first collaboration between myself and Klepto K took place, at some guy named ‘Robby”s birthday party he was having at the bar.  We gave Robby the biggest gift of them all, a shit show! (an apology to the Liquid Lounge for crashing your live music night, and making it our bitch….your 45 minutes will never be returned)

Here are a few examples of the things that we got out of the show, and in the future we will be providing some audio samples to scare you away with.  As long as we are able to weather the ‘boo’s', we should be having more updates like this.  Thanks for coming out if you did, if you didn’t, contact me at downinthewell@gmail.com to get on our mailing list for future updates.  It’s a two man one man show explosion-athon!

Enjoy some bar games!

(excerpts from ‘ask an idiot’)

(visual manifestation of ‘who pooped in the bathroom – the bar game!)

Now THAT’S entertainment.