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Dial (386) 227-7968

call me at fun cars you – or dumb ass you – 3 to caps you or something like that! dial in when you’re really wasted, or give the number to that obnoxious somebody at the bar and we can all enjoy the laughs that come from it. With any luck, i’ll have enough interesting one to compile them into a project for future entertainment. Come be a part of something!

(play this while you’re reading the above and following through on my request)

BP’s Solution To The Oil Crisis

Cuz you know…we’re insensitive and topical.

Come on! Someone was gonna do it!

Ahh forget it, I’d drink YOU’RE milkshake if I had the chance.

What’s Bad is Good For Professional Sports

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MummRat Challenge #1: Draw The United States From Memory

We commonly make outlandish statements in life and in general, [Un]fortunately, we make these statements while recording a radio show for all the internet to hear. And then the statements get preserved until the internet fizzles out and we’re all left in a cloud of darkness.

BUT

This is great for those of you who like to see people fail at things…we make such great claims that it would be impossible for us to complete them all successfully…so here it is…the first of many attempts to complete a mummrat challenge. Witness Brad attempting to draw a United States map from memory after hearing Senator Al Franken could do it…you be the judge:

You Too May Be A Female Creeper

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