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call me at fun cars you – or dumb ass you – 3 to caps you or something like that! dial in when you’re really wasted, or give the number to that obnoxious somebody at the bar and we can all enjoy the laughs that come from it. With any luck, i’ll have enough interesting one to compile them into a project for future entertainment. Come be a part of something!
(play this while you’re reading the above and following through on my request)
Cuz you know…we’re insensitive and topical.
Come on! Someone was gonna do it!
Ahh forget it, I’d drink YOU’RE milkshake if I had the chance.
We commonly make outlandish statements in life and in general, [Un]fortunately, we make these statements while recording a radio show for all the internet to hear. And then the statements get preserved until the internet fizzles out and we’re all left in a cloud of darkness.
BUT
This is great for those of you who like to see people fail at things…we make such great claims that it would be impossible for us to complete them all successfully…so here it is…the first of many attempts to complete a mummrat challenge. Witness Brad attempting to draw a United States map from memory after hearing Senator Al Franken could do it…you be the judge:
I recently embarked on a journey to become the next millionaire on that tv show Survivor…but as many of you know, my luck with game shows is less than great…and this case is no different.
In true downinthewell fashion i waited till the last available moment to produce my audition video and submit it…and the combination of spotty internet access and cbs.com site overload…my video was submitted past the deadline. So, it’s pointless for winning millions on television adventure shows…but it’s still sixty seconds of internet gold that i was able to throw together in a half-hazard fashion..and it would be a total shame if it were to go unseen…so here it is..the moment you’ve all been waiting for…a failed survivor audition attempt:
So if you like it…or just hate CBS…send them nasty emails or letters telling them to suck it…and to put me on survivor!!!
As Downinthewell is operated as a non-profit [read: we don't have or make any money] sometimes we run out of necessities…like cork screws and food.
But there’s always booze! And after taking a tip from the internet, we remove the nemesis that keeps us from our go-juice.
Make sure to check out mummratradio episodes 1-17…and stay tuned…i think we’re motivated again!
That’s right folks, Is California Part of America is over and the question has been answered with a resounding Maybe. Who knows if California really is American Soil. It’s not for me or anyone to really know. All I really know for sure is that Rush Limbaugh is a Dead Man.
