The internet sensation Kenny Brooks has swept his way into everyone’s hearts because of his quick talking, sharp scathing whit, and jive – a whooooole lot of jive.  A true comedian, with his self deprecating racial humor – putting a crooked smile on a face of your typical downtrodden door to door salesman.  The video that you may or may not have seen:

He’s great isn’t he?  But, unfortunately – it appears this is just a thing they do at Advanage (hire broke black youth to invade suburban households with their delicious miracle cleaner)

Advanage Official Website

Or, for the uninitiated

And, while we don’t blame Kenny for getting his hustle on and really trying to make that guap, we are pretty sure he might have been murdered by his brother:

Kenneth Brooks was pronounced dead the next day at 3:45 p.m. at Arrowhead Regional Medical Center in Colton, authorities said.

So, it wasn’t the cleaner that killed him.

Sorry Kenny, your fifteen minutes came a few months too late.

Unless you’re alive – which if that’s the case – still a hack.

Good luck on Leno!

I was watching the movie ‘White Heat’ a while back, and thought they portrayed fighting back in the black and white days as unusually effective and simple.  So I threw this together to share with you:

Have you had your fair share of weird Icelandic people stuck in your fridge today?  No?  Great!

Did you ever stand for hours in a grocery store aisle just staring at the options you have to make your life better, but for some reason you feel powerless to make a decision?  You know Mitchum is great, but does it have anything that Right Guard doesn’t (not since they removed the Aluminum Zirconium Tetrachlorohydrex – and i had a friend that SWORE by it)?  Why am i so petrified by the sheer amount of diversity in products?  And what IS the deal with bottled water?  None of those questions can be answered with this post – but i do feel like a recent experience, in some way, sums it up.

I’ve been contributing story ideas for a web series being produced by my friend Neumann81 in Dallas, TX.  Here is the first episode that I was able to script and supply for them to shoot.  I think it turned out pretty well, and we should all look forward to more episodes!  Subscribe to SpitTakeTheater while you’re there in order to support them and us in our pursuit of creating dumb entertainment!

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I have had this idea for some time, including links to strange and funny things i find from around the internet.  Today is the moment i decide to implement it.  This clip isn’t even representative of the types of content I intend to display in the future, but it was just too good to pass up (and it helps that it’s origin is from my alma mater).  Introducing Arnold Benedict’s Internet Freakshow:

Those retro tv’s are hard to come by.  Think about how much Freshman ass he’s gonna get when he hooks that vintage PS1 up to this sucker!

Stay tuned for more stuff from me and people i know!

It was hot, and I was hungover…but I still managed to get my butt out there on the street to wrangle some of the most creative derby participants…and ask them the same three questions…over…and over….and over

I’m no host…yet…but as I make my yearly appearance as a host for some web video, I find myself saying ‘like’ much less often. And I don’t think I said the word ‘Perfect’ the entire time…NOT EVEN ONCE! (ok…maybe once?)

It’s fun, and that’s really more important than being better than Mike Rowe.  And in order to become better than Mike Rowe (which I will eventually be) my shtick need some improvement.

So as I get more opportunities to host things…ANYthings…my skills should increase elevenfold. What I’m saying is: ‘Hire Me’

Perfect.

They sure will!

We’ve all been bitten by the ‘bad economy bug’, but that doesn’t mean you have to quit having a good time.  We’ve recently discovered the solution to all of life’s ‘hey it’s too expensive to get drunk at (fill in event here), so I’m not going to go’ problems.  Bootlegging!  Here is a quick demonstration of how we were able to effectively maneuver around the ‘no outside beverages’ clause on a recent cruise:

Fun AND effective….Funfective!

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