Are you sick? This could be the problem….

Everyone around me is getting sick, so sick that it started to affect me in a way I’ve never experienced – I began to THINK myself ill. This is how I explain it:
Mucinex stole this idea from ME! ....or something

My sister mentioned throat gremlins the other day, and I was astonished that she had independently came to the same conclusion that I had weeks earlier. Was this a sibling mind coalescence? Then, she reminded me of those gross little Mucinex guys, and this may not be a completely original idea – I disregarded her argument completely.
Enjoy.