Things I Thought I Wouldn’t Like: Machete

Things I Thought I wouldn’t Like.

A bit of an introduction:

I’m one of those people who hates something (be it films, bands, co-workers, anything really) before i’ve really even experienced it. You know the type, complains about how terrible (insert popular blockbuster action flick here) is going to be, then never even sees it – while continually trashing it. Yeah, i’m one of those goons.

I have recently taken to proactively seeking out these pieces of work in order to dispel the terrible rumors that I’ve been spreading to myself about them. Take, The Rolling Stones for instance. The Stones are one of those bands that I decided early on i would never own an album of.

They’re too old to rock and roll, but weren’t always. They’ve withstood the test of time and deserve a fair shake. There has to be more depth in there than the overplayed radio hits we’ve all been subjugated to after all of these years.

But this isn’t about the Rolling Fucking Stones (it may be eventually, but that was just one of the many examples i could provide at this moment – i hold strong opinions about things i know nothing about).

This is about ALL the things that i thought i wouldn’t like. Beginning with:

MACHETE. A Robert Rodriguez film. [full entry]

A Lunch From Hell

An unfortunate name for an unfortunate woman

She wasn’t quite that character from the hit Disney flick ‘Hercules’, but that nacho burrito sure wreaked some sort of Hell on my lower intestine.

New Web Series! Pilot Pilots Present: Robbers

I’ve been contributing story ideas for a web series being produced by my friend Neumann81 in Dallas, TX. Here is the first episode that I was able to script and supply for them to shoot. I think it turned out pretty well, and we should all look forward to more episodes! Subscribe to SpitTakeTheater while you’re there in order to support them and us in our pursuit of creating dumb entertainment!

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Pornchestra – Arnold Benedict’s Internet Freakshow [NSFW]

Have you ever….nevermind, just watch it [NSFW] [full entry]

Arnold Benedict’s Internet Freakshow

I have had this idea for some time, including links to strange and funny things i find from around the internet. Today is the moment i decide to implement it. This clip isn’t even representative of the types of content I intend to display in the future, but it was just too good to pass up (and it helps that it’s origin is from my alma mater). Introducing Arnold Benedict’s Internet Freakshow:

Those retro tv’s are hard to come by. Think about how much Freshman ass he’s gonna get when he hooks that vintage PS1 up to this sucker!

Stay tuned for more stuff from me and people i know!