Scare Prank

Scare pranks are all the rage (and pretty silly if you ask me) – so i decided to jump on board the bandwagon and take advantage of an innocent young ladies skittishness (and trust) just for kicks. Putting a mummy in your backseat may, possibly, be a great idea. Try it, it’s as dumb as it sounds!

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Binders FULL of Women – Mitt Romney’s Secret Stash

I was committing some recreational trespassing a few years ago in Signal Hill, CA at some old (refinery?) building. This photo was the first thing i thought about as i heard Mitt Romney’s statement about binders full of women – and my contribution to the internet’s memery.

Found 'em

 

That is all. Have fun

Dumb Step – Duck Farts For The Woman Who Has Everything – Arnold Benedict’s Internet Freak Show

I wish this was scathing social satire (and who knows, maybe it accidentally is) – but, it’s not (no, really, it isn’t). It IS, however, about as funny as i imagined it would be. I haven’t done much work on the Freak Show lately, and decided it was probably time to continue putting it back into the GoogleSphere. Enjoy.

Note: i did not film this video, design those shoes, or force that young woman to wear them. If i had – you could then herald me as a genius. Sadly, all i did was add duck farts. Grovel at my backwards feet, peasants!

 

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Weirdo Magazine – Issue #5

A coworker of mine heard that i have absolutely no sense of humor, terrible taste in reading material, no content to post on my website, and a keen interest in the preservation of history that nobody – past or present – even cares about. She was correct. And so i present to you my contribution to what could end up being an important addition to the Library Of Congress digital periodicals archive.

WEIRDO MAGAZINE ISSUE #5

How To Drink Whiskey – Shameless Plug

A good friend of downinthewell was recently approached (read: forced his way into a conversation) about writing an article for swanky men’s lifestyle site Made Manconcerning the proper way one should be drinking whiskey. After a bit of research and a lot of trial and error – this article was created. If you’re a man who cares about how some guy thinks you should be drinking your whiskey – follow these tips…if you’re a dude like me and can barely dress yourself – feel free to continue drinking from that tupperware container you lost the lid to a while back, but can’t bare to throw away.

Click here to be a swanky drinker