I haven’t been too busy – I’m just perpetually lazy. I’ve been auditioning lately for a bunch of godawful commercials (not booking any – not any – not one – been close on some, been very close on a couple – but not booking a single goddam thing). I imagine it’s because i’m not what you would consider a ‘commercially acceptable look’ (i.e. super uggo with a giant tangled beard) – or ‘classically talented’ (i.e. you’re not an actor, dummy) – but gosh darnit do i have heart! (i.e. i’m dumb enough to keep going out on auditions just HOPING someone wants to hand me a stack of money).
I’ve been sleeping more irregularly – and tasked to do a lot more stuff at the day job that i don’t particularly care for – but am obligated to do as a result of that’s what they pay me for – so i find myself refreshing this site with absolutely no updates. my track record of posting is occasional at best – never, at worst. But i’ve been doing a bunch of pointless things to keep myself busy – and i can partially prove it by posting links to some videos here that i’ve been contributing my face and voice to.
Also – don’t forget – spaghettiman the movie will drop sometime early 2016. This is an important detail that i may have been leaving out – making a movie is hard work, takes a lot of time, and does not leave you for much time to think about or do anything else. Anyone who says they can is so much better at time management than i am. “one thing at a time” is what i say when it’s most convenient.
I’ll dig up some rejected sketches or poetry to post here if i can find some.
i swear.
