Kenny Brooks Comedian is A Hack! (and also most likely dead) : Arnold Benedict’s Internet Freakshow

The internet sensation Kenny Brooks has swept his way into everyone’s hearts because of his quick talking, sharp scathing whit, and jive – a whooooole lot of jive. A true comedian, with his self deprecating racial humor – putting a crooked smile on a face of your typical downtrodden door to door salesman. The video that you may or may not have seen:

He’s great isn’t he? But, unfortunately – it appears this is just a thing they do at Advanage (hire broke black youth to invade suburban households with their delicious miracle cleaner)

Advanage Official Website

Or, for the uninitiated

And, while we don’t blame Kenny for getting his hustle on and really trying to make that guap, we are pretty sure he might have been murdered by his brother:

Kenneth Brooks was pronounced dead the next day at 3:45 p.m. at Arrowhead Regional Medical Center in Colton, authorities said.

So, it wasn’t the cleaner that killed him.

Sorry Kenny, your fifteen minutes came a few months too late.

Unless you’re alive – which if that’s the case – still a hack.

Good luck on Leno!

What a load of bollocks. lol Never have I seen so much drivel written over a guy doing his best to make a buck. No Bible jokes right?
Go Kenny Brooks, you’re a talented guy, scripted or not, and you really should be on TV. You need a website and info for all this potential customers to keep in touch. Green is green, in a bottle or a TV paycheck, and you should reap your rewards mate. ;-)

SEE!!!??? CAN EVERYBODY PLEASE LOOK AT WHAT STEALING CAN GET YOU!? Shanman here stole the secret formula and has BANKED off of it!!! Maybe there is a future fir you Kenny – you know – if you weren’t dead.

SHANMAN! Hook us up with some cleaner! Downinthewell is very, very unclean – and full of animals. We’d leave a very favorable review if one was so warranted – as you can see, the users below care much for our opinions here. Thanks for stopping by!

There aren’t two Kenny’s out there – there’s not even one, because he passed away. Please stop spreading vicious rumors and have some respect for the deceased.

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You know guys on tv?

You know it don’t matter. What he was hired to do. The point is he was or is funny and he worked hard to get by. He could have be out selling drugs in order to be a stereo type Africa American.

Awesome is sold at the Dollar Tree, not Advantage. Similar in concept but still not the save product.

Thank you Chris – for finally bringing some logic to this conversation, and adding value to the dialogue, instead of just libelous tripe like these other cretins have been spreading around here.

VIP user right here.

He’s not dead I ran into him 2 weeks ago while I was cleaning my car man he’s super funny and really nice his product he was sale came to $50-$200

Hey Eddie! Thanks for checking in – always on the lookout for a great new Kenny sighting. He’s like the bigfoot monster of the 2015’s – everyone and their mother seems to have seen the guy, but nobody ever captures even the BLURRIEST of images. You’d think in the days of instagrams, twitters, and snapchats – one person would have been able to get a picture of themselves Kenny Brooks – internet hero….preferably with a fresh newspaper from that morning, you know, so nobody out there can cast any doubt. Keep the feeling alive – just like Kenny would like it! you’re the best!

His last post on facebook was 4 days ago. So apparently he is as alive as you are delusional. And another thing hate is not an art, art is creative, hate is a destructive emotion, therefore has no artistic value whatsoever. And if you want a clear pic of Kenny (since you’re so obsessed with him) allow us to upload one on this garbage-ass blogsite you have here. And speaking of hacks, let’s examine ArnoldBenedict? An ass-backwards version of a person who was tried and found guilty of treason towards the US, so I guess it takes a hack to know a hack, right Arnold? And you should know, because you see a hack every morning in the mirror.

thanks Markie! love the feedback! would LOVE to publish some pictures on this blog site, just send them right over! you can find my contact info somewhere around here, if you can fumble through the navigation. I wish i understood history well enough to get what you were saying about my username, but i feel like i may be doomed without that info. If you could get in touch with Kenny, tell him i’d love to catch up.

LMAO! Thanks AB

Just saw a video on YouTube of this young man that was posted a few months ago. In the video he did a joke referencing Mike Brown. Yeah I’d say he’s alive and well at least he was when the rumors started that he had been killed by his brother. Smh People sure don’t mind starting ish

Yo,Yo W’sup! ‘Tis yo Boy Kenny Brook Up In This Bitch Right Here Yall.. Like Jesus say, He Love Us All And As a Result, I Ain’t dead.. (Yet). But Yall Know How It Goes, A Nigga From Da Hood Sellin’ ‘Em Advanage Bullshit Ain’t Go Pay No Bills Yo. Man, A nigga Gota Be Realistic, Dis Comedy Ol’ Bullshit Ain’t Go Get A Nigga Nowhere In Life (A Nigga Get’s Bored Of Sayin da Same ol’ Shit Over n’ Over) So I’s Decided To Pursue a Full Time Career in Entrepreneurship, So I Ain’t go Be Makin’ No Moree YouTube Videos No More, Jack..Peace Out, Homie – his trainer was selling me that stuff today.

I don’t get it. I DONT GET IT! the ghost of kenny brooks has come back to my site just to tell me that he’s given up comedy and moved on to some type of real work!? THIS IS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! i was supposed to get visions while i sleep – marley and marley dragging chains around my attic. This is some B.S. imposter who can’t even use a simple web form – or who thinks it’s some sort of sick joke to not only impersonate the late Kenny Brooks, but also ME! ON MY OWN SITE! i’ve got your IP, pal – and i’m about to do absolutely NOTHING WITH IT. thanks for stopping by! add me on twitter! @downinthewell

Why have you not responded to the last post? Also, have you not seen his more recent video, aka well after your post, of him selling his product from december of 2014?

Sorry Mike, i was out crankin on my wanker, not paying much attention to long dead comedians, or the fanboys that can’t understand that the king is dead (no matter how convincing Bubba Ho-Tep was). what did you want me to respond to? oh yeah – the facebook page. the facebook page that one of you sick cretins out there post on his behalf. CLICK THE WEBSITE, DUMMY! who in their right mind let’s their domain lapse!>? stop trying to dig up corpses, huck – this case is closed. book ’em columbo. Subscribe to my newsletter!

NOT DEAD!!! Possibly wishes he was butt instead he is in the big city of Lott Texas just had a visit from another guy who is selling the product with him.

Man, shut your miserable ass up.

This guy was just at my house in Midland, Tx today. He’s very much alive and still selling this product! I knew I had seen him before on the internet. I googled him and found this same video I watched recently. One of a kind, guy!

One thing I noticed in his original video is that he never asks for the sale. He seems to have gotten better at it in the later videos, but early on he didn’t seem to know when to ask for money. The original video that propelled him to fame, they were ready to buy from him about 2 minutes in, but he went on with his pitch another 4 minutes. Kill sales that way.

Dude, the guy is still active on his Facebook page. Pretty strange for a dead man, ain’t it?

It not really comedic wit.
It’s actually a well rehearsed list of one liners, taught to him by his trainer.
If he came with his own material, and developed it over time, then he would have something. All of the sales people say the same exact thing, it the script they are taught.
With a good writer he could be good on stage.

Dude! He’s making videos!

The Brooks Show

He moved in behind the Whataburger with a dozen or so of his twins. Can’t throw a stone in Lott these days without hitting a Kenny Brooks.

ArnoldBenedict you seem like a real shitty person with not a stick– but a huge log up your ass. Look it up, admit your wrong, and revise your article. THANKS DUDE.

ARnoldBenedict is a fraud. a hack. a troll. waste of our time.

yes! finally someone with some sense! Thanks Shmurdz for understanding that searching for a dead man (like Kenny Brooks “Comedian”, LOL ROFLMAO) is a total waste of time!

To all of you digging up sad archive footage of Kenny and posting online, I’m sure he would appreciate the effort to continue his legacy – but I feel like he’d be more likely to appreciate you moving on, with a little Kenny inside of you.

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He’s not dead…He was selling in New Braunfels Tx a couple of years ago. He showed up at my buddy’s house using the same spiel and he DID get a sale. My buddy has said he’s bought from him on two separate occasions.