I was at work the other day and someone sent me this video because they thought it was interesting:
and i said to myself ‘hmm, that is interesting….i think?’. Then i noticed that in the related videos section, there were TONS of these types of videos. So i got curious and began watching them. For easily twenty minutes i was sitting in my office, a grown man watching pregnant women’s bellies grow to disgustingly large proportions, stuffed full of babies. Then i stumbled upon this one:
This chick’s hot! I never imagined a pregnant woman could be attractive before! I just figured they were disgusting and gross the instant a zygote formed [based purely on my high school health class experiences of watching ‘the miracle of birth’ repeatedly in slow motion]
So i dug a little deeper, and found out that not only can they be moderately attractive, there are entire fetish sites DEDICATED to pregnant chicks! This is a thing!
Right off the bat – for those of you who would prefer dive to straight into the hot and heavy hardcore pregmo action – go to sexypregnant.org and get your fill. [but my favorite bun in the oven related URL has to be ‘preggolicious.com’]
For those of us with more refined taste – here are a few of the more tastefully attractive pregnant ladies i was able to discover through a little searching – I did the work so you don’t have to:
Trust me, the rest really aren’t worth looking at. Not to be rude, your babies are most likely wonderful and life really is miraculous – but your enormous bellies freaks me out a little.
And, if you’re looking for something completely tasteless and totally NSFW – go ahead and check out this terrible flash game I found!
Don’t say i’ve never done anything to enhance your lives.