A friend of downinthewell’s was visiting southern California last week, and had the unfortunate pleasure of taking a dip in the ocean with pockets full of stuff. Me, being the dedicated friend I am, promised to find her phone if it was the last thing I did [I’m a pretty busy guy, so believe me, it was the very last thing I did – amongst an entire series of super important things…like…umm…experimenting on my body with spoiled milk [[results pending]]]
