A friend of downinthewell’s was visiting southern California last week, and had the unfortunate pleasure of taking a dip in the ocean with pockets full of stuff. Me, being the dedicated friend I am, promised to find her phone if it was the last thing I did [I’m a pretty busy guy, so believe me, it was the very last thing I did – amongst an entire series of super important things…like…umm…experimenting on my body with spoiled milk [[results pending]]]
Ok…that joke is only going to be funny to one person – and that person is me. And if you can’t please yourself, well, maybe your standards are too high.
But seriously, that’s just a cruel joke. Losing a cell phone is a serious issue that needs to be addressed as such. Countless numbers and contacts are lost instantly without any way of recuperation, and some joker out there could be calling china as we speak on stolen minutes!
Wait a minute…this just in! The cell phone has been located just a few hundred yards from where it was lost. Yes, the reports are accurate we have located the phone:
[They give anyone websites and photoshop these days…ANYONE!]
[inside joke over…please return to regularly scheduled programming]