My fellow Mummericans.Â We have gathered here today to honor the fourteenth installment of the soon to be legendary mummrat radio.Â Now the times have been difficult and the trials have been tribulent, but that has not dampened our spirits in any way, shape, or form.Â The spirit of Mumm is strong.Â The people of Mumm are powerful.Â The power of Mumm is existent!
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This weeks episode we find ourselves delving deep into the question of ‘Are popes emos?’, we rename every single fast food franchise we can imagine, handle justice where justice needs handling, and we even get our very first caller!Â If you like tech speak and are interested in the new and whats happening of pre-recorded live internet radio, than you have stumbled onto the right web log.Â We hear back from our good friends Marcus and Tom Leykis who answer a couple of your, that’s right YOU the listeners, questions in a new segment we have rolled out brand new for this episode.
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….and as promised! A great Star Wars television evangelist prank!
Check out the Touch Book, as I refereed to in my call-in.
Dear Friends, Happy Fool’s Day!!!
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it.
“This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
The first blonde answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!”
The policeman says, “Well… uh… that’s because the picture shows his PROFILE.”
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, “Ha! He’d be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!”
The policeman angrily responds, “What’s the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it’s a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?”
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” He quickly adds, “…think hard before giving me a stupid answer.”
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, “Hmmmm… the suspect wears contact lenses.”
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn’t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
“Well, that’s an interesting answer… wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I’ll get back to you on that.”
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect’s file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. “Wow! I can’t believe it… it’s TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?”
“That’s easy,” the blonde replied. “He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.”
Happy April Fool’s Day!