The poor spanish woman who got a message from God itself to restore the Ecce Homo painting, that was deteriorating on some crummy old cathedral column, has gotten a lot of grief in the past few days (In Case You Haven’t Read About It CLICK HERE) – but, as an artist myself, I felt a bit of sympathy for her, and decided to test my own skills with some artistic reproductions of well known classical works. Â These hand crafted pieces are nearly identical, certified reproductions that are sure to impress (and fool) any affluent party guest. Â I have included a photo of the original as a reference, but please believe you will not be able to tell which is the original, and which is the arnoldbenedict reproduction. Â Enjoy.
(if anyone knows the titles of those last two – i’d appreciate a link. Â I was in a pizza coma while i was working on these, and have no idea where the source material of those two ended up – perhaps i’m a renaissance artist and I never even knew it)
Limited edition, numbered prints are available by request – go ahead and make an offer at email@example.com – every reasonable and unreasonable offer/barter will be considered (trades of your terrible art will absolutely be appreciated). this is fine art folks. blood, sweat, and tears. Â you will kick yourself if you don’t pick up one of these babies, as they’re going fast – and they are HOT!
In fact…just ask and i’m sure you’ll be able to secure one of your least favorite pieces just for reading this.