Why do people keep having these things made? (the 3-D ultrasound images that look like little turd humans, I’m not questioning the creation of babies themselves – i don’t want to sound anti-kid baby here all of a sudden)
Yeah, real cute baby Einstein - but you look like a mud pie.
Does it not look like a child made out of melted fudge? Have you ever played the board game Candyland? Could you imagine giving birth to this thing!?
Congratulations Mrs. Spencer - your baby is a healthy 80's pop culture reference
You could build a pueblo out of this kid.
Conception began during the Green Day set at Woodstock ’94.
Supposedly the technology is much better now, and if you have a descent enough insurance plan – your 3-D ultrasound will look like an actual real infant and not a terrifying Junior Jabba The Hut
But, a world without mud babies is a world i don’t wanna live in.
