I’ve got fleas!

And by ‘I’ve got fleas’ I really mean ‘my cat has fleas’ which in the end, that means ‘I have fleas’.

They itch.  They won’t go away.  They’re driving me insane.

A combination of Advantage [frontline?  i don’t want to improperly scandalize the wrong product here, amendments will be made if necessary] and Hartz Flea& Tick Spray for Carpets And Upholstry have failed to destroy the booming population.  I’m being invaded and I’m beginning to think there is no way out of this.  Tell all the girls I’ve loved [not many, so this should be really easy] that ‘just because I don’t call doesn’t mean I don’t care’…and casually mention to my boss through IM that I probably won’t be in next week, or, ever.

I can’t help but think that this is my cat’s revenge for having his balls removed.