Who is Eric Skala?

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DownInTheWell (dot.com) reporting

Criminal pederast, vampire swamp creature, unemployed douche bag. The sheer sound of the name “Skala” reaches into the far regions of the imagination

Though never captured via the telephone, new evidence has arisen that suggests the existence of the Skala. These pictures were sent to DownInTheWell (dot.com) from rampant advocates of the “Skala Exists” movement, finding refuge at the vastly popular website skalasass.com.

The question is can Skala’s really exist if there you cant get them on the phone? The debate continues but one thing is for sure; stay away from Skalas, they will rape you.

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I seen a skala once…it tweren’t purty