Miley Cyrus is an alien. Not just any alien, she is popular animated alien Invader Zim, to be exact.
Don’t believe me? Just take a look at this footage of this former teenage heartthrob at work at the MTV Video Music Awards last night.
still not convinced? here’s exhibit A:
notice any striking similarities? AN ALIEN! SHE’S AN ALIEN!!!
what were those things she was dancing around with in the video, teddy bears? what do you think were stuffed inside – an army of Miley Cyrus’ alien robot servants, perhaps!?
She’s an alien. She’s not the daughter of a pop country jukebox icon – she’s a hideous being from another planet that was sent here to do something terrible to our brains.
and that uncomfortable feeling in your pants? it’s not some special laser she brought from her interstellar space ship. that’s all on you – perv.