Or something like that:
You can’t use em while driving…you can’t use em in public…you shouldn’t use em while you’re drunk [but it’s so much fun to do!]…so why can’t we just get rid of em?
It’s digital smack for all of the conversation junkies out there…it would appear that at&t has even captured that entire crowd of people who ‘hate phone calls’, yet incessantly text while showing everyone there neato new iphone app…why can’t we smoke in bars again?
in other news…i’m continuing my war on whoever came up with the word ‘app’ and those who continue to use it.